Update: still crying #allofusstrangers #bestiechats

📸 passport photo fails #bestiechats

💀 the rudeness of that filter is next level and I’ll see it in court #forfun #filters #oldagefilter #bestiechats

✌🏻Have we examined the evidence posted online? I don’t think we have to blame the #barbiemovie for commenting on something we see every. single. day. on this app (and other social media apps). This conservative hysteria over the woke movie coming after men has left me 💀 y’all need to find a real issue STAT. #react #bestiechats #reaction

✌🏻we need more podcasts about unicorns and space and secrets of the ocean #react #bestiechats

hello 👋🏼 this week was a garbage 🔥 and here’s a confession of insanity for you all to chew on #bestiechats #forfun #storytime #dog

🔥 do you think i can still have contactless uber eats in the next bad place? i plan to continue my reclusive tendencies there too #bestiechats #forfun #thisisajoke

🫥 the last few weeks have been an adventure in sanity #bestiechats #storytime

🧍🏻‍♂️just loving the office life vibes and the IT people with all of the audacity #bestiechats #storytime #officelife

👋🏼 so … bye. i just sank quickly down to the floor for 20 minutes until i was sure they were gone #bestiechats #storytime

Do you want to talk about awkward interactions. Hold my phone. Just going to casually become a recluse in 2024 #awkwardmoments #strangers #bestiechats

#onthisday this #storytime makes me laugh to this day (many years later) and nothing is funnier than talking about a 👬🏻 that ended in 💩 in the 🌳 — he 🫥 himself after — I would’ve left 🌏 #bestiechats #datestory #repost

😭 imagine me starving surrounded by options in Rome #travelbesties #bestiechats #travel

The time I had a dramatuc lunch in Rome because i’m a drama queen 👱🏻‍♀️ #travelbesties #storytime #bestiechats #travel #story #forfun

👦🏼⚽️💨 please just let me pass by without involving me — there are athletic runners and sports enthusiasts all around — in returning sports equipment to you #bestiechats #storytime #fails

Replying to @daniinpitt #part2 of this disastrous date in the woods with the man who tangoed with 🌶️🥵🌮🌯 and lost it all (💩) in the 🌳 #baddates #storytime #bestiechats

✌🏻 we gotta admit it #ajlt #satc #bestiechats

✌🏻can someone point me in the direction of green flagged men with podcasts? I’m in a sea of red. You can find substantial research done on children raised in queer families vs straight families by a simple google search 📱 #forfun #bestiechats #reaction #gay

Does anyone else pull an extra round of cleaning olympics at the sheer thought of guests #birthday #bestiechats #family

I know you probably needed to hear this👋🏼 #communication #bestiechats #communicationskills #communicationtips #neededtohearthis

🐕I love when my dog runs off potential suitors; my theory she’s against sharing the bed any further. #storytime #bestiechats #pets

🧡 come for a walk with me in Rome #travelbesties #bestiechats #travel

We need to get back to secrets #forfun #bestiechats

🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride month! Here are Mother Machine’s, ‘5 things to avoid saying or doing if someone comes out to you’ — this will make sure you’re the best ally during Pride month and beyond ❤️ #forfun #bestiechats #pride Want to remind my mutuals, followers, and fellow-creators about the importance of self-care, setting healthy boundaries, and safeguarding our mental well-being. Pride is a time to celebrate diversity, equality, and the 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ community, but it can also bring about a range of emotions and challenges. We don't need to validate or engage in other people's 'whataboutisms' nor do we need, or should feel obligated to, engage in content (whether it be in life or on social media) that doesn't make us feel comfortable, safe, or happy ❤️

🪴do plants ask for references because i won’t pass the vibe check — any #recomendation on #plants for someone who loves them to 💀 #bestiechats

new episode of Bestie Chats with Soph tomorrow🎙️#podcast #bestiechats #bestiechatswithsoph #feelinglost

friendship breakup episode coming your way🎙️ #breakups #friendship #frienshipbreakup #friendships #bestiechats #bestiechatswithsoph

he’s just a big ole jerk #bestiechats #storytime #fyp

#storytime previously on 📸 from 2020 (pre-🦠) when a #haunteddoll was waiting outside my apartment door 🪆 and I drank two 🍷 of red wine. My sister told me it was her on 🎄 this year (2023) as she gave me another one 🫠 #family #bestiechats

✌🏻 Please know there is a lot of sarcasm here and I was fine. Life in airports can be fun unless you’re on a layover and have been travelling for 382 hours (read: 9 hours) and just want to see your 🐕 #storytime #travelbesties #bestiechats #forfun I promise to be in a better mood Philly airport ✈️ and we can try again to be friends in the future 🧡