It’s Christmas Eve, eve and there STILL isn’t any lights on that damn tree. Oh yeah, #diehard IS a #christmasmovie

I’ve officially lost count of what day it is. The tree has had enough. It’s grown tired of my wifes disrespectful, #christmastree law-breaking ways. She’s on her own. There is no bail money. I guess she’s in for a #bluechristmas

Captains Log: Stardate 12:21:23 25 days and nights have now passed since Sara drove us in the old family truckster to lay claim to her majestic tree. Now, with only 4 more sleeps and sweet dreams of sugarplums dancing in our heads, I once again went to try and bring life to this barren tree. As I was preparing to bring my touch to this green beauty, I kept hearing a squeaky sound coming from the tree. Sara said at my advancing age that I couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant, but alas, I continued my investigation anyway. After a digging around and no longer hearing anything, I was ready to concede, when suddenly….SQUIRREL!!!!! I think it’s about time to fix myself a cup of eggnog, drive this thing to the middle of nowhere and leave it for dead.

Captains Log: Stardate 12:20:23 It has now been 24 days since Sara laid the smackdown on this poor, helpless tree. Today, with only 5 days until Christmas Day arrives, I have decided to electrify the tree myself. I call it, “Rock-n- Round, the Christmas Tree” IF YAA SMEEEEEEEELLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK…IS…COOKIN’”

Day 21 of having a barren #christmastree. I’ll show the women in mh life who’s boss. I think. #merrychristmas #funny #funnyvideos #christmas #holidays #familytiktok