MINNEAPOLIS, SAN JOSE, SALT LAKE CITY, LONG ISLAND AND OTHER HIDDEN GEMS OF NORTH AMERICA: I’m coming to your city and doing dangerously specific jokes about your town. Don’t let anyone tell you to move to a “big city”, you have a J.C. Penny and that’s all that matters. This is the last leg of the tour and then I’m going to sleep I promise. TIX AVAILABLE NOW IN THESE CITIES: 5/30 - Salt Lake City, UT 5/31 - Phoenix, AZ 6/1 - Las Vegas, NV 6/5 - Portland, ME 6/6 - Nashua, NH 6/7 - Laconia, NH 6/8 - Port Chester, NY 6/12 - Burlington, VT 6/13 - Huntington, NY 6/14 - Hanover, MD 6/15 - Newark, NJ 6/20 - Lincoln, NE 6/21 - Minneapolis, MN 6/22 - Gary, IN 6/30 - Windsor, ONT 7/5 - Mashantucket, CT 7/6 - Atlantic City, NJ 7/12 - San Jose, CA 7/13 - San Jose, CA

This is why I respect cat people. You get no love. With infinite consequences.

To my punctual perfectionists, Thank you. ⁣ ⁣ Sincerely,⁣ Your chronically late friend

Okay, I hear ya loud and clear. We added 25+ NEW CITIES for 2024. I’m coming to ALLLLL the major markets.⁣ ⁣ Pre-Sale tix go live tomorrow, Thursday November 16th at 10AM local. Use Pre-Sale Code: HASAN for tickets. See ya on the road ✌🏾

My response to The New Yorker article - Part 2 of 2. Watch the full video at youtube.com/hasanminhaj