For our ALT text users, here's what the images show. The first photo is of our guavas, pineapples and apples smoothie labels. Only on there, we spelt "guavas" wrong. We spelt it "gauvas". Above the photo, we've written "we may not be good at spelling". Which is true. Obviously. Next we have a photo with the title "and we're also not good at drawing". Below, there's a pretty amateur doodle of a bee and a flower. We'd love to say this was drawn by a primary school child. But we reckon even they would draw better than us. The last photo is of our calendar. We like to plan our days out and show how busy we are. Which is why we're "pretending to work" from 9-11am. Then we have a 30 minute break where we're "visiting the snack cupboard". Then, we're really busy "watching TikTok" until 1pm. Then we've got lunch until 2pm. Then we're back to "pretending to work" until 3pm. Then, because we're peckish again, we're "revisiting the snack cupboard" for 30 minutes before we take 15 minutes to "drink a smoothie". And finally, we're back to "pretending to work until the day is done. Above this calendar we've written "but we're also really bad at working". We think the calendar says it all.

We thought it's about time we set the record straight. We do sometimes work. Our Jack's here to prove it.

For all our ALT text users: This is a title slide with a doodle of a crystal ball in the centre and stars floating around it. Inside the ball, there's our logo. Above, the title says "which of our drinks are you? part 2.". Below, it says "We've been reading the stars to find out your destinies. It turns out they all include one of our drinks." Fancy that. Who would've thought? Our crystal ball told us virgos are an earth sign. Which is why we wrote "The stars have chosen our recharge super smoothie for you. That’s because you’re an earth sign and recharge has carrots in it, which grow in the earth.". We also doodled some carrots next to it. Did we mention our rechard smoothie has carrots in it? Next we have scorpios. We were really creative with this one. "Scorpios are passionate, so it’s mango and passion fruit smoothie for you. Not everyone can do this you know." And we stand by that. Now we have the one everyone's been waiting for. And by everyone, we mean all five of you. For Sagittarius, we wrote "you're a loyal bunch, like our orange juice. Go for smooth to avoid any surprises." There's doodles of oranges next to the crystal ball just in case it wasn't clear which drink we meant. For Capricorns, we really went all out. "Capricorn's animal is a sea goat. We're not sure what that is, so we're going for the smoothie GOAT. Which is strawberries and bananas. Obviously." In case you weren't sure what GOAT stands for, we doodled a sign pointing at our strawberry and banana smoothie with the words "greatest of all time" on it. You'll never think of goats the same way again. Next we have Aquarius. "You lot are known for your innovation, so you get our pioneering blue spark super smoothie." Some say it was the first blue smoothie to be made. We'll let you spread that rumour far and wide. Last but not least we have the drink for pisces. And we really thought long and hard about this one. "We don’t make anything with fish in it. So, we went with something tropical instead. It’s tropical juice for you." What a time to be alive.

For all our ALT text users, we've written it below. This is a title slide with a doodle of a crystal ball in the centre and stars floating around it. Inside the ball, there's our logo. Above, the title says "which of our drinks are you?". Below, it says "We've been reading the stars to find out your destinies. It turns out they all include one of our drinks." Fancy that. Who would've thought? This first prediction is for all the Aries out there. There's a doodle of a crystal ball with our Citrus Shield drink in it. And lots of flames shooting out of it. It says, "you're a fiery bunch, so your dirnk is citrus shield. That's because it's got some ginger in it which might taste fiery." We can confirm this is 99.99% accurate. Next we have Taurus. "You're practical and dependable and so it our apple juice. A match made in heaven. Literally." We say literally because there's doodles of clouds floating in the background. The next crystal ball is for Gemini. It reads "take your pick but get two.". Inside the crystal ball you've got two of our aple and raspberry juices. And lots of question marks around it. Because we don't really know why it's this juice either. Next we have our prediciton for cancer. "There's only one drink for a water sign. Nope, not water. It's coconut water." To make it extra special, we've got some doodles of water droplets dripping in the background. For leos, we wrote "you're a natural born leader, so yours is the juice that led the way for blue drinks everywhere - bolt from the blue." We have nothing else to add to this. Our libras were pretty hard to figure out. In the end, we wrote "After a lot of deliberation, we've decided apple and mango is our most symmetrical juice. We don't make the rules." And we don't. The crystal ball does.

This might be one of the sillier things we've done. #buysmoothies