Hey bestie i know youre just having the time of your life and i didnt want to say anything actually but im actually just doing SO bad, you know? And you moaning as loud as you possibly can with no regard to the wellbeing of me is actually SO selfish and now im crying great look what you made me do, i just put on my makeup and now im gonna have to wipe it all off and- great, just great, MOAAAN away dome boy, save some for the rest of us (me)