Want Liver King to follow you back?... Easy. READ. Comment. I follow back! The f*ck happened at UFC 300? A series of events that can described no better than "perfect and getting better" at the same time w/ the exception of Charles Oliveira of course. But is there such a thing as imperfection?... Or is every particle already in the perfect position? Everything the light touches is our teacher. Max Holloway dominated the rounds; the win was on lock. Simply avoid catastrophe in the last round. Take home the belt. Turned out, he didn’t have to avoid catastrophe; he brought the catastrophe. He touched light. The mark of a true champion. Exiting the T-Mobile Center, a gang of hooligans swarm the SUV, one of them missing a f*cking shoe, all looked savage, tethered as if sleeping outside, and selling God knows what. Let's do some godd*m good here (I say to myself). The f*ck you selling? 'Chocolate bars, $4 each.’ Kid, I don't have time (neither do you) — how much for the whole f*cking box? ‘$40…’ You get $100, I donate this box to someone you might not expect (YOU!) and ya gotta listen to me preach. ‘Sure…’ I don't buy it, take another $100 to make the moment stick, okay? ‘Ok…’ Still not convinced. Here's another $100 to ratchet it up! Can I count on you now? ‘Yes’ (but said w/ doubt)… One more $100-dollar bill, a dramatic pause, and I say, "Now?" I could see it in his eyes. He thinks he's figured this out. ‘Sure…’ Listen, kid. I was ready to give you a lot more if you LITFU. But ya got greedy, didn't innovate, and became predictable. Push-ups before breakfast, lunch, and dinner (for you). Stop selling diabetes and dementia (for them)… It's hurting the human condition (for us). OK? Modern day primitive culture tribes don't passively suffer w/ depression, dementia, or diabetes like we do now. They don’t eat sh*t foods. Health is wealth. Have fun. Do good. LITFU! If you know what it means, respond w/ 5 separate comments "letter by letter" like this: COMMENT 1: L REPLY (TO YOUR COMMENT) w/ COMMENT 2: I REPLY w/ COMMENT 3: T REPLY w/ COMMENT 4: F REPLY w/ COMMENT 5: U! Liver King, OUT!