Liver king eating eyeballs to pregame jordan peterson tonight!

Liver King squats one thousand pounds combined straight weight and accommodating resistance in bands, chains and shake. #liverkingsquatchallenge

Want Liver King to follow you back?... Easy. READ. Comment. I follow back! The f*ck happened at UFC 300? A series of events that can described no better than "perfect and getting better" at the same time w/ the exception of Charles Oliveira of course. But is there such a thing as imperfection?... Or is every particle already in the perfect position? Everything the light touches is our teacher. Max Holloway dominated the rounds; the win was on lock. Simply avoid catastrophe in the last round. Take home the belt. Turned out, he didn’t have to avoid catastrophe; he brought the catastrophe. He touched light. The mark of a true champion. Exiting the T-Mobile Center, a gang of hooligans swarm the SUV, one of them missing a f*cking shoe, all looked savage, tethered as if sleeping outside, and selling God knows what. Let's do some godd*m good here (I say to myself). The f*ck you selling? 'Chocolate bars, $4 each.’ Kid, I don't have time (neither do you) — how much for the whole f*cking box? ‘$40…’ You get $100, I donate this box to someone you might not expect (YOU!) and ya gotta listen to me preach. ‘Sure…’ I don't buy it, take another $100 to make the moment stick, okay? ‘Ok…’ Still not convinced. Here's another $100 to ratchet it up! Can I count on you now? ‘Yes’ (but said w/ doubt)… One more $100-dollar bill, a dramatic pause, and I say, "Now?" I could see it in his eyes. He thinks he's figured this out. ‘Sure…’ Listen, kid. I was ready to give you a lot more if you LITFU. But ya got greedy, didn't innovate, and became predictable. Push-ups before breakfast, lunch, and dinner (for you). Stop selling diabetes and dementia (for them)… It's hurting the human condition (for us). OK? Modern day primitive culture tribes don't passively suffer w/ depression, dementia, or diabetes like we do now. They don’t eat sh*t foods. Health is wealth. Have fun. Do good. LITFU! If you know what it means, respond w/ 5 separate comments "letter by letter" like this: COMMENT 1: L REPLY (TO YOUR COMMENT) w/ COMMENT 2: I REPLY w/ COMMENT 3: T REPLY w/ COMMENT 4: F REPLY w/ COMMENT 5: U! Liver King, OUT!

On three hours of sleep... And I started the day f*cking dancing… Singing, and w/ a barefoot Barbarian. I never intended to share this video. I was rude to my wife in the am. She wanted to share something, and I don't have the time, and it breaks my heart. That's on me. I don't know where to go for help. I lost my sh*t, got legit mad and revealed the motherf*cker I can be... the bill comes due for us all! Five too many gun/ammo malfunctions. I short-changed one badass motherf*cker that goes by Shawn, now a Barbarian, bc I wasn't better... that'll haunt me until I make good on it. It seemed like I was constantly needed for so many good reasons... doc film crew, barbarian crew and host to @theshawnhendrix (a mother fucking Barbarian... Jackson and Trevor are next), and @liverkingchef. On top of it all, I had a personal thing... pretty serious. I wasn't able to peel away. "Hard outs" weren't managed, running 6 hours behind... I'll be lucky to slip into bed w/ wife bf brother rooster starts. I check my phone to see I have an 8AM appointment on the books w/ the kind of guys you don't f*ck w/ (but want to... business-wise). For the record, everything is actually perfect. Best part is, you won't find a better tribe of full send true believers and Barbarians that give a f*ck... The power of the tribe, AKA, the culture and chemistry that power the engine to do the thing. We already have what everyone else needs but doesn't know. This is our collective Barbarian to bear. We're literally steps from spiraling up and breaking through. That's why! My win! Every particle is already in the perfect position. It's "perfect!" My day has officially started and I'm already dancing. Liver King, OUT